Oh Hell No Recipe #2: Breakfast Salad

So it was 10:45 a.m. and my stomach was growling and begging for some food.  When you’re caught up at an awkward time like 10:45 a.m. where you’re not sure if you should be eating breakfast or lunch, there is one option you can choose.  I would like to introduce you to the Breakfast Salad.  The Breakfast Salad is great because its packed full of protein and vegetables, so you’ll feel like Superman after gobbling down a plate of this.  Let’s break this bad boy down for you.

Shit you’ll need:

4-5 Romaine Lettuce Pieces

Fistful of Baby Spinach

8 baby carrots or 1 whole carrot

6 slices of cucumber or any other vegetable

3-4 strips of Bacon

1-2 Sausages

1-2 Eggs

Cheese (optional)

Hot Sauce (optional)

Poppyseed dressing (optional)

1.)  First chop up all those veggies and prepare them for the base of your salad.

2.)  Next, turn on a skillet and start cooking those huevos.  That means eggs for the culturally ignorant.

3.)  Don’t be a pair of girls panties.  Put some spices on that mess.

4.)  Fry up some bacon and sausage and get that prepared to toss up in that mess of veggies.

5.)  When the eggs, bacon and sausage are done cooking, toss them up on the pile of greens and drizzle some poppyseed dressing on the top of it.  I bought this from Trader Joe’s.

6.)  Wa-la you got yourself a Breakfast Salad.  Congratulations, you’re not a retard.

Top this off with a big ol glass of Apple Juice.

L8

February 4, 2011 | Categories: Uncategorized | Tags: awesome, bacon, breakfast, breakfast salad, carrots, cucumber, green, healthy, lunch, protein, recipe, salad, sausage, spinach, strange recipe, weird recipe | 1 Comment